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Old Jun 04, 2005, 07:17 AM // 07:17   #21
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He would be a henchman that always prayers and then dies. Oh wait, it already exists: Orion. Prayer = Firestorm -> Then he dies because he's so frail and half the time his firestorm doesnt even start. The other half of the time he uses it when the enemy is already dead.
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 07:17 AM // 07:17   #22
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Red Locust
If Jesus were playing Guild Wars, he wouldn't have made a thread like this.

There. Someone had to say it.
No, no one had to say it because it is not logical or necessary in any sense.
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 08:11 AM // 08:11   #23
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The answer is obvious.

W/Mo.
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 08:18 AM // 08:18   #24
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I agree with the above stated name.
W/Mo.
Titanium Jesus would be his name.
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 08:24 AM // 08:24   #25
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I think Joe is really Jesus. Old Mac has no idea.

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Old Jun 04, 2005, 08:24 AM // 08:24   #26
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Skill: Crucifixion {elite}
Caster sacrifices all life and dies. Target allies are saved. After death, allies will live eternally in Heaven. After 48 hours, Crucifixion ends and caster is resurrected. After resurrection, caster ascends.

Attribute: Divine Favor
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 08:34 AM // 08:34   #27
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Skill: Crucifixion {elite}
Caster sacrifices all life and dies. Target allies are saved. After death, allies will live eternally in Heaven. After 48 hours, Crucifixion ends and caster is resurrected. After resurrection, caster ascends.

Attribute: Divine Favor
Hah! Nicely done.
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 08:39 AM // 08:39   #28
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Buddah - lvl 20 Monk - special "roll over things" skill
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 08:44 AM // 08:44   #29
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Buddah level 20 protection monk

Skill: Karma {Elite}

For 20 seconds, whenever you are the target of an offensive spell, the damage of the spell is redistributed to caster when Karma ends. If you are the target of a beneficial spell, caster gains 45 energy when Karma ends.

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Old Jun 04, 2005, 08:48 AM // 08:48   #30
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*sits at a table like a news reporter*
Welcome to another hour of the "Yojinj Show".
I am your host Yojinj and our theme today is:
"Do you hate it when ppl take your idea and think they have to rebuild it?"
We will talk about this with very important people that work in this builing,
like Bob the janitor or Irene the toilett cleaner.

I think you get it
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 08:52 AM // 08:52   #31
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Tap 2 white, 1 other, :Regenerate :P
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 08:52 AM // 08:52   #32
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Sorry for expanding on your idea. My bad. lol
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 09:06 AM // 09:06   #33
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Jesus
"Sightless Faith" {Elite}
Enchantment. As long as the enchantment is maintained, target ally become blind and can walk on water. While maintaining this enchantment, energy regeneration -1.

"Be Gone Evil Spirit" {Elite}
Shout. Use half of caster's maximum energy. All nearby foe are knockdowned for 4 sec and suffer from weakness for 3...18 sec.


Budha
"Palm of God's Will" {Elite}
SKill. Touched target foe and nearby foe is knock down for 3 sec and struck for 150 holy damage.

Just having fun doing it lol

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Old Jun 04, 2005, 10:03 AM // 10:03   #34
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What class would he play?

Smiting monk ftw?
He gave Koreans the Balthazaars Aura glitch.
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 10:28 AM // 10:28   #35
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allah would definately be a Warrior/Necromancer specializing in swordsmanship using a scimitar and blood magic

would also have elite skills to make his followers suicide while taking out 3 to 4 enemies per death in doing so his followers get a morale bonus instead of a DP
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 10:31 AM // 10:31   #36
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Jesus level 20 smiting monk

Skill: The Crusades {elite}

Caster is transported to the nearest brown skinned enemy, no matter how far away. If the caster destroys said enemy's priest, caster gains 4% moral bonus. If caster fails to kill priest, caster is returned back to original position with no gold.

Recharge: 1 millennia.

Attribute: Smiting

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Old Jun 04, 2005, 10:43 AM // 10:43   #37
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brown skinned? lol
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 11:05 AM // 11:05   #38
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Bah. Team up with a group of martyrs and peace-loving henchgods, and you'll be no match for my team:

Ares [Warrior henchgod]
Athena [Warrior henchgod]
Artemis [Ranger henchgod]
Eris [Mesmer henchgod]
Hades [Necromancer henchgod]
Poseidon [Elementalist henchgod]
Zeus [Elementalist henchgod]

This is a much more balanced team. A couple of good warrior gods, a legendary archer god, Eris for disruption, Zeus and Poseidon for spamming air and water magic damage spells, and even a necromancer for making use of the piles of corpses the rest leave in their wake.

Plus, gods out of pantheons make for better team players than those "no other god before me", jealous prima-donna gods.
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 11:11 AM // 11:11   #39
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And aphrodite hangs around towns and makes fake sex emotes o.O
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 01:29 PM // 13:29   #40
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Definatly healing/smiting, with remove condtion.

He'll constantly be taking Blind off of you.
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